Sunday, January 13, 2013
Happy Birthday, Orlando Bloom!
Orlando is better known as Legolas of Mirkwood, Thranduil's son from The Hobbit. He is the blonde-haired elf from The Lord of the Rings with an insane fandom of teen girls that threw me off him completely. It is only now, over 10 years later, that I'm starting to appreciate Legolas.
So, Happy Birthday, dear Orlando. I'm excited at the prospect of seeing you appear in The Hobbit for old times sake, just as Elijah Wood's smiling countenance in the 1st installment made me grin in return.
My one condition is that you must do something amazingly impossible, like taking down an entire Oliphant single-handedly or skateboarding on an Orc shield down a long flight of stairs, all while firing your mighty arrows at the enemy.